POTUS?

I might just write him in on the ballot this November. If only I knew how to do so on the blasted scary robot vote-changing machines. If we can’t elect him God, perhaps the machines will go haywire (I fully expect this to happen) and my one vote will make Thom Yorke president!

I know technically he can’t be president, since he’s not a citizen, but our government isn’t really into that whole “Constitution of the United States” thing anyhow. Who’s with me?

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A List of J. P. Donleavy Books I Must Obtain and Read Straightaway

• The Ginger Man (Play) Random House, New York 1961
• Fairy Tales of New York (Play), Penguin, Random House, New York 1961
• A Singular Man (Play) The Bodley Head, UK 1965
• The Saddest Summer of Samuel S (Novella) Delacorte Press, New York 1966
• The Unexpurgated Code… (Nonfiction) Delacorte Press, New York 1975
• Schultz (Novel) Delacorte Press, New York 1979
• De Alfonce Tennis… (a Legend) Weidenfeld & Nicolson, London 1984
• J.P. Donleavy’s Ireland… (Nonfiction) Viking, NY, 1986
• A Singular Country (Nonfiction) Peterborough – Ryan, UK 1989
• That Darcy, That Dancer, That Gentleman (Novel) Viking, London 1990
• The History of the Ginger Man (Nonfiction) Houghton Mifflin, New York, 1994
• An Author and His Image (Collected Short Pieces-Nonfiction) Viking, London 1997
• Wrong Information is Being Given Out at Princeton (Novel) Thomas Dunn-St. Martins Press, New York

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